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A boy called Joe fell asleep through half of Mrs Dundees English class and woke up when she hit him with wet cabbage, "Miss I need the loo"
The teacher asked "Can you tell me the whole alphabet,if yes you can go"
Miss said, "Ok, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ"
The teacher replied "You missed the letter P"
"No I didn't miss" the student replied
Teacher teacher with a stern voice said "I didn't hear you"
Joe said "That's because it's halfway down my leg miss."
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