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One day, a little boy and his grandpa were out fishing. About an hour in, the grandpa pulls out some Copenhagen Tobacco and takes a dip. The boy looks at his grandpa and asks, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
The grandpa replied back, "Does your pecker touch your asshole?"
"No grandpa, it doesn't," the little boy said.
The grandpa says "Well there's your answer."
Another hour in, the grandpa reaches under his seat, reaches into his cooler and grabs a beer. The little boy looked at grandpa and asked "Grandpa, do you think I can have one of those?"
Once again, the grandpa asked "Well, does your pecker touch your asshole?"
"No grandpa, it doesn't," the little boy responded.
"Well there's your answer," The grandpa responded.
Another hour goes by, and the little boy is feeling a little hungry. So he reaches into his lunch box that he brought along and pulls out a cookie. The grandpa was kind of eyeing it up and asks the little boy, "Hey, do you think I could have one of those?"
"Well, does your pecker touch your asshole?" The little boy asked.
"It sure does!" The grandpa responded
The little boy answered back "Well then, you can go fuck yourself because grandma made these for me!"
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