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Four nuns die and they end up in heaven, ready to be judged by God. God asks the first nun:
"What is your biggest sin?"
She responds "I have seen 'it' "
God tells her to go wash her eyes with holy water, and so she does.
God asks the second nun and she responds:
"I have touched 'it' "
And so god told her to go wash her hands with holy water.
As God is ready to ask the next nun, He sees her rushing to Him and asked her why was she rushing.
She answers: "I want to wash my mouth before she washes her ass!"
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