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There was a young woman who loved to masturbate. She used up bunches bananas, bags of carrots, and running out of those, decided to try baby carrots. She did not like those at all.
Her family began to purchase an extra bunch of bananas every day for her. She disposed of the bananas by bringing them to the zoo on the weekend, and feeding them to the monkeys.
Her parents spoke to the zookeeper and inquired about how to get wholesale prices for bananas. Soon, a van stopped by the house twice per week, bringing over several bunches of bananas to the family doorstep.
Obviously, there was someone going a little bit ape here over bananas.
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