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Very poor mother has a cute daughter.
The mother desires to have her marry a rich lawyer friend, and they get married.
A month later she comes back to her mom with tears she' explained to her mom I want to get divorced from that man!
Mother very surprised and worried "But why?"
"Well I can't take it no more," the daughter replies
"Why?" Mom insists
"I'll tell you then every time we have sex all he wants to do is fuck me in my ass!" the daughter explains
Mom said nothing wrong with that .....!
"It's like this mom.: before I got married, my ass hole was like a dime, and now is like silver dollar!"
Mom responds "I wouldn't worry about 90 CENTS !"
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