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  • Giving Birth Joke
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    A woman is pregnant and goes to the hospital with her husband.
    Once there, the doctors tell her about new technology that will give some of her pain to the baby's father.
    She and the husband are up for it, and when she starts to give birth, 20% of the pain is transfered to the husband.
    He feels nothing, so he figures he might as well take as much of his wife's pain away as possible.
    The wife gives birth painlessly, and she and her husband go home with their new baby.
    And the mailman is passed out on the porch.






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