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  • Golden Egg Joke
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    Once a person was sleeping on a bed.
    He dreams he layed one egg of gold.
    He put pressure and gets one more golden egg.
    As he was going to lay a third golden egg his wife waked him up and said 'Stop shitting on the bed!'






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