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A couple met at the local Golden Oldies dance. Towards the end of the evening he said "Would you like to come back to mine for a coffee or drink maybe?
She said "Thanks I'd love to. I was afraid you had changed your mind"
He said "Oh well if you are good and dont spill the coffee I might let you stay for breakfast"
She said "great"
Later, upstairs in the bedroom, she is just dropping her bra on the floor when she stops and says "I just want you to know I have acute angina" and he replied "I'm glad to hear that, dear, cos your tits are definitely ugly."
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