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A truck driver spotted a hobo hitchhiking on the freeway and decided to pull over and give him a lift. After a little introduction, they got to yakking about all manner of things. The trucker was bragging about how fantastic a lifestyle he had. He told the guy, "You get to see the country, live free, and make your own rules!"
Intrigued, the bum asked him, "So, what do you do when you want to get laid?"
"Simple," the driver said with a smile. "I just bring out my little buddy here." He reached under his seat and yanked up a tiny, timid looking monkey. "Watch", he told the bum, as he unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock.
"OK monkey, suck me!" he ordered.
The little ape just stared up, looking confused.
"Sometimes he needs a little encouragement", the trucker said. He grabbed a heavy wrench off the floor and viciously paddled the monkey's skull with it. At that point, the animal gave him a blowjob, and then staggered down, crawling back under the seat.
"Want to try it yourself?" the truck driver asked the bum.
"Well, OK", the guy answered, "but you don't have to hit me in the head with the wrench!"
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