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  • Holy Water Joke
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    There was 3 men at the kings throne, one of them looked at a fountain. the man ask, "what is this fountain for? it doesn't look like a decoration."
    The king said, "it forgives the bad things you have done, you have to do a sin, then you can drink it.".
    So the three men did what they wanted.
    The first man came in, and he was crying. "what did you do?" the king asked.
    "I stole candy from a baby!" he said. "ok! you are now forgiven, go drink the holy water."
    Then the second man came in and he was also crying. what did you do?" "I robbed a store. i got only a couple of dollars though." Then the king said,"Ok, you are now forgiven, go drink the holy water."
    Then the third man came in and he was laughing. "what did you do?" the king asked
    "I pee'd in the holy water!"






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