Dirty Pick Up Lines
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A young man was leaving the convention center and walking back to his hotel and this streetwalker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?"
"Sure," he says and they were off to his motel room.
She seductively takes off each piece of clothing and when she was finished, he keeps staring at her. She asks, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"
The guy says, "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."
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