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  • Hot Teacher Joke
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    Teacher: [with his hands holding two things at the back]I have two things on my hand and they are red, can any of you tell me what it is?
    Student: Two ripe apples
    Teacher: Actually they are tomatoes but i like how your thinking
    2nd student: [raised his hand]
    Teacher;yes allan
    Allan: I have a long hard thing in my pocket......
    Teacher: What the hell are you asking your teacher!
    Student: It is a pencil but I like how you are thinking.

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