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Teacher: [with his hands holding two things at the back]I have two things on my hand and they are red, can any of you tell me what it is?
Student: Two ripe apples
Teacher: Actually they are tomatoes but i like how your thinking
2nd student: [raised his hand]
Allan: I have a long hard thing in my pocket......
Teacher: What the hell are you asking your teacher!
Student: It is a pencil but I like how you are thinking.
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