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A shop opened in the mall selling husbands where a girl can choose a husband from list of men. The shop had six floors.
There was a rule that as one opens the door to any floor she may choose a man from that floor, but if she go up a floor, she cannot go back down but has to exit the shop.
So a girl goes to the shop to find a husband.
On the first floor, there was a label on the door saying:
Floor 1 -- These men have jobs.
The woman reads the label and says to herself, "Well, thatís better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder whatís further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor label reads:
Floor 2 -- These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "Thatís great, but I wonder whatís further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor label reads:
Floor 3 -- These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder whatís upstairs?"
The fourth floor label reads:
Floor 4 -- These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor label reads:
Floor 5 -- These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think.... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 -- You are visitor 4,742,738,214 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
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