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  • Ice Cream Joke
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    A man walks into an ice cream shop and sees that they only have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

    "Wow! this is a pretty small menu."he says to the shopkeeper. "Oh well, I guess I'll have a chocolate cone." The shopkeeper shakes his head and says: "I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of chocolate. Our shipment didn't come in today."

    The customer says: "Oh, that's alright, hmmm....let's see....I'll have a chocolate sundae." The shopkeeper looks at the customer and says: Uh....sir.....we don't have chocolate. Please choose from the other flavors. Got it?"

    "Yes, sir. I got it now. I'll have a chocolate milkshake"

    The shopkeeper is now very angry and says to the customer:

    "Sir, can you spell the S-T-R-A-W in strawberry?""

    "Yes, I can."

    "Can you spell the V-A-N in vanilla?"

    "Yes."

    "Now, can you spell the F-U-C-K in chocolate?"

    The customer is now confused and says to the keeper:

    "Wait a minute, sir, there's no fuck in chocolate!)

    The keeper looks him directly in the eye and says:

    "EXACTLY, DUMBASS! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN SHOP!"






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