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  • Kick It Joke
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    How to capture a penguin:
    Cut a hole in the ice, and stick peas around the hole. When the penguin's taking a pee, you kick it in the "ice"hole!

    How to capture a bear:
    Dig a hole in the mud, fill the hole with ashes, and stick peas around the hole. When the bear's taking a pee, you kick it in the "ash"hole!






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