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  • Limericks Joke
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    One day a fat man bought a Big Mac
    Then he cut it in fours like a Kit-Kat
    The first bite he ate
    Made his guts nauseate
    As it instantly ran through his shit sack

    A hooker who loved how I laid her
    Preferred my dick to her vibrator
    She couldn?t respect
    Getting paid for good sex
    And returned all the cash I had paid her

    A fat girl with cankle disease
    Wore socks that came up to her knees
    But that didn?t seem
    To help her self-esteem
    So she threw away all her capris

    A fat girl with cankle disease
    Wore socks that came up to her knees
    But that didn?t seem
    To help her self-esteem
    So she threw away all her capris

    These are only a sample of the hilariously lewd and crude original limericks that can be found in "LIMERIDICULOUS", Jericho's new anthology of the newest and dirtiest limericks around.






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