Dirty Pick Up Lines
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Jack is one horny guy, he isnít sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
He walks down the street to the local brothel and knocks on the door.
The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him.
"Iím really horny, but I only have five dollars. What can you do for me?" Jack asks the madam.
She looks Jack over and says, "Donít worry. We can take care of you.
She leads Jack into a room where in the opposite corner is a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it canít be that bad, so he gives the madam five bucks, and she closes the door behind her.
Jack undresses and has the time of his life. When heís done, he canít remember when heís had such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, horny again, Jack has saved up ten dollars. Being a satisfied customer, he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for ten bucks.
"Well, for ten dollars, we have a special show," the madam replies.
She leads him into a different room in which there are several people sitting on benches.
"Sit back and enjoy the show, Jack," the madam tells him.
Jack gives his money to the madam and takes a seat on one of the benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open, revealing another room on the other side of a two-way mirror. On the other side of the glass, two women begin to undress each other.
Jack is very impressed. Clearly, these women are unaware anyone is watching as they begin to make love to one another passionately. Apparently there is nothing they wonít do to each other.
Jack once again feels he is getting his moneyís worth, and he turns to the guy beside him and says, "This is a pretty good show for ten bucks, eh?!"
The guy turns to Jack and says, "Thatís nothing...Last week we saw a guy screwing a chicken!"
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