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Little Red Riding Hood Joke
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Little red ridding hood went to her grand mothers house with a basket of cookies and when she got there she asked if she could sleep over Grandma said "No bitch, go home."
Litte Red riding Hood said "I'm scared to go through the woods because of the Big Bad Wolf."
And then Grandma pulls a 357 magnum out from under her pillow.
She shows her how to use the gun and says" if the Big Bad Wolf comes out to get you, you shoot him."
So up goes the hood. Skipity hop, skipity hop out jumps the big bad wolf and he says " I'm gonna fuck you, I'm gonna fuck you" and she pulls out her 357 mag and says "No you're not, you're gonna eat me like the books says."
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