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A woman goes to her boyfriends parents' house for a christmas dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the parents and is very nervous. They all sit down and begin to eat this fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the Broccoli Casarole.
The pains are almost making her eyes water. Stuck with no other choice she lets out a ripp. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the rip.
Before she had a chance to be embarrased, the father looked at the dog who happened to be snoozing under the womans chair.
And with a stern voice he said SKIPPY! The woman thought This is great!.
Until the father said get away from her before she shits on you.
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