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One day there was a girl named Lucy and her mom had just dropped her off at middle school.
When she got to school she saw three boys standing at the bench she usually sit's at.
She went up to the boys and asked them to move.
They said they would move if she clibed up the tree. So she did. When she got home she told her mom what had happend.
Her mom told her that they just wanted to look at her panties.
So the next day the boys were there again and she asked them to move. They said only if she climbs the tree and so she did. When she got home she told her mom what happened.
Her mom told her again that the boys only wanted to see her panties.
Lucy said: "But this time mommy I wasn't wearing any panties!"
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