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    At A Party
    A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they went back to the tall woman's apartment.
    "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."
    "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs apart and close your eyes," said the midget.
    The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had climaxed eight times.
    "If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,
    "Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"

    Attractive Blonde
    A midget stepped into an elevator, and immediately began drooling over a VERY attractive blonde woman wearing a drastically short miniskirt. Once he pressed the button for his stop, he gradually scooted closer and closer to her. In a completely obvious fashion, he began sniffing, with his nose pointed directly at the lady's crotch. Looking up with a wicked grin, he said, "I hope that you're not offended if I say that your hair smells wonderful today!"
    She stated down at him with a grimace, and replied,
    "Not as long as you're not offended if I say that I'm on my way home from an abortion appointment, and had to leave halfway through!"

    Vegas
    Two midgets are in Las Vegas and they have a little money left over, so they decide to go get some hookers.
    So the one midget is in his bed and he can't get it up and he hears his friend going 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3.. huh!
    So they meet up at the buffet in the morning and they both look pretty sad so the one asks why so glum and he answers well i couldn't get it up but i don't get why you look so sad?
    The other midget says what are you talking about?
    "Well I heard you goin' 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3..huh! 1..2..3.. huh!"
    So he replies "Are you kiddin? me i couldn't get on the fuckin' bed!"

    Sexual Harassment

    Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the
    coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
    The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"
    The woman replies, "It's Doug. The midget!






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