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A guy is hitchhiking when a trucker pulls up and asks him where he's going.
The hitchhiker tells him and he says well I'm going that way hop in.
A few miles down the road the truck driver reaches behind himself and smacks something a few seconds later a monkey comes out unzips the driver gives him a blowjob cleans up and goes back where he came from.
A few more miles down the road the driver does it again and the same thing happens again.
A few more miles down the road the driver does it again same thing happens.
A few more miles down the road the truck driver looks at the hitchhiker and says you want to give it a try the hitchhiker says sure just don't hit me as hard.
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