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There is a fly above a pond, there is a fish in the pond and says... if that fly were to drop 6 inches i would get the fly.
There is a bear off in the woods and says... if that fly were to drop 6 inches the fish would get the fly and i would get the fish.
There is a hunter out in the woods and he says if that fly were to drop 6 inches the fish would get the fly the bear would get the fish and I would shoot the bear.
The hunter had crackers on his cooler so the mouse in the bushes says if the fly drops 6 inches... so on, i would get the crackers.
There is a cat in a tree above the pond who says, i the fly were to drop 6 inches... so on i could get the mouse.... so the fly drops 6 inches the fish gets the fly the bear gets the fish the hunter shoots the bear the mouse gets the crackers and thee cat falls in the water.
So the moral of the story is everytime a fly drops 6 inches a pussy gets wet.
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