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Nancy Nurse had just gotten off the night shift at the local Hospital.
She stopped at the Region's' Bank to deposit her pay check and she went to the teller and began to fill out the deposit slip, but noticed her pen wouldn't write.
Frustrated she began to shake the pen and strike the tip on the counter.
The teller said: "excuse me madam, my sister is a nurse, and it looks like you are trying to write with a rectal thermometer."
OMG, exclaimed Nancy, this means that some ass hole has my pen.
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