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A stockboy is stacking fruit on a display, when a lady asks "Do you have any eggplant? "
The stockboy replies "Sorry ma'am, we are out of eggplant, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more. A few mins later she runs back to him asking where the eggplant is.
The stockboy confused about her mental state simply tells her "Sorry ma'am, we are out of eggplant, but we will be getting a shipment tomorrow morning"
The lady looks around some more then goes back to the same stockboy and asks "Where the hell do you keep the eggplant, I need some eggplant right now!"
The stockboy, getting frustated with his inability to explain the situation, tells the lady "Answers a couple of questions and I will get you your eggplant from the back."
The lady agrees and the man starts the questions.
"Spell cat for me, as in catastrophe " she says Ok, "C A T". "Very good!" the stockboy says, "now spell dog, as in dogmatic. "
The lady getting frustrated spells it correct. Now the employee finally asks "now spell, Fuck, as in eggplant. "
She replies "There is no Fuck in eggplant?"
To which the stockboy replies "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME!"
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