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There once was a man who was married, every time his wife started to mop the floor, he would come stomping with his muddy boots. He did this four sixty years.
Well into life, he once again stomps his his muddy boots on her just mopped floor, this time she gets a pistol and shoots him dead, right there on the wet kitchen floor.
The sheriff's deputies call him on the radio to report that yes sir she shot him dead and has the gun in her hand.
Sheriff ask "Well why haven't you gone in there and arrested her yet?"
Deputies respond, "Floor ain't dry yet! Sir"
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