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This guy meets a woman in a bar downstairs and takes her up to his room.
They talk there for a while and he tells her he really loves her so they turned out the lights and had fantastic sex.
He woke up a few hours later and tried to have sex again with her but his dick wouldn't go in, he tried for a long time until she woke up and went into the bathroom.
When she got back he found that the sex was great everything was fantastic so he asked her what happened.
She said "I picked the scabs."
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