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A lady goes to the Doctor for a physical, she climbs on the table and puts her feet up in the stirrups.
The Doctor with a crazy look and said lady you got the biggest pussy I have ever seen.
The woman was so upset she got off the table and rushed out of the office.
Once she was home she got a mirror off the wall laid it on the floor and then she straddled it.
Right then her husband came in the room and said "Baby what are you doing?"
She said "Honey do you think I have a big pussy?":
He said "No not at all honey but when your done there don't fall in that hole."
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