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  • Pickle Carrot Joke
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    Pickle, Carrot, & Penis
    A pickle, a carrot and a penis were talking about their awful lives.
    The carrot said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me.
    The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar.
    The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!

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