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Jack and Tim were talking one day in the company lunch room. Jack confessed that he had recently been having trouble with women.
He asked Tim, who always seemed to have a date, what was his secret to finding women willing to go to bed.
Tim said the secret was poetry.
Jack said that poetry was for faggots. Tim disagreed and stressed how poetry had made him very successful with women.
Jack: " OK, Iíll give it try. What should I say?"
Tim: "You need to say something about their hair, then compare their eyes to some animal, then explain to them the way you want to make love to them." Jack: "Give me an example." Tim: "Curly blond hair and eyes like a dove. I want to take you home and make sweet love."
Jack: "OK, that sounds easy, Iíll give it a try."
The next day, as Tim walks into the company lunch room, he sees Jack. Jackís head is swollen & covered with bruises. Tim: "What happened to you?"
Jack: "I tried your fucking poetry, thatís what happened!"
Tim: "What did you say?"
Jack: "I took your advise, I said something about her hair, then compare her eyes to an animal, then explain to her the way I wanted to make love to her."
Tim: "And it didnít work?"
Jack: "Hell, no it didnít work... look at me. She beat the shit outta me." Tim: "Letís hear your poem." Jack: "Nappy haired bitch with eyes like a frog I wanna bend you over and fuck you like a dog."
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