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  • Pregnant Lady Joke
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    A lady pregnant with triplets was in a bank, when suddenly the bank came under robbery.
    During the robbery, the pregnant woman was shot in the stomach 3 times, but she survived.
    She was told that the bullets was too dangerous to remove: They will eventually come out.
    As time went on, the mother gave birth to 2 girls and 1 boy.
    One day, one of her daughters was in the bathroom and she called frantically for her mother "Mom I was using the bathroom and a bullet came out."
    Oh don't worry dear, the Doctor said that the bullet would eventually come out.
    Later the other daughter was in the bathroom and she cried out to her mother "I was using the bathroom and a bullet came out."
    Don't worry dear the Dr said that would happen.
    Later the same day, the mother heard her son call out from the bathroom, "mama mama he called I was..."
    The mother hurriedly said don'y worry son the Dr said that would happen, no said the young boy: "I was jerking off and accidently shot the dog."






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