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Billy Bob and Earl were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Cathy got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Cathy got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Cathy didn't get pregnant again."
Earl asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Cathy with me."
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