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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on the front doorstep?
    Matt

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
    Art

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs out on the ocean?
    Bob

    What do you call a guy with no legs up to the knees?
    Neil

    What do you call the same guy waterskiing?...
    Skip

    What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
    Eileen

    What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?
    Irene

    What do you call a girl with no feet?
    Peggy

    What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs?
    Consuelo

    What do you call a gang-member with no arms and no legs?
    Trustworthy

    Why did the boy fall off the swing?
    He didn't have any arms.

    What do you call 5 guys and 1 girl with no arm and no legs in the water?

    Sing the answer to the tune of The Beach Boys' Barbara Ann

    Answer : Bob. Bob, Bob.... Bob, Bob and Ann






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