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  • Robbery Joke
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    There was one night armed rubber went at our house and I manage to hide myself a call for police emergency.
    I dial 911 and a man pick up the call and said;hellow this is police coustomers care service,for rape press 1,for fight press 2,and for armed rubbery press 3.
    And I press 3,and he said for armed rubbery in area redlight press 1,duall press 2,sinckor press 3,and water side press 4.
    And I press 4,he said,if they are more than fifteen press 1,ten press 2,five press 3, while he was yet talking the armed robber took all of our things and bent over the dog and violated him.
    So I had to hang up and call again.






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