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  • Roses Are Red Joke
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    Roses are red ,lemons r sour,
    open your legs and give me and hour
    kissing is a habbit
    fucking is a game
    guys get all the pleasure
    gurls get all the pain.
    10 min of pleasure
    9months of pain
    3 days in the hospital
    a baby with no name
    the baby is a basturd
    the mother is a whore
    this wouldnt have happened
    if the rubber hadnt torn,

    sex is like math
    you subtract the clothes
    add the bed
    divide the legs and pray to go you dont multiply.

    roses are red
    grass is green
    open your legs and fill you with cream
    sex is evil
    sex is a sin
    sinns are your given
    so stick it in.

    roses are nice
    violets are fine
    ill be the 6 if you be the 9.
    eat me beat me
    bite me blow me
    fuck me suck me
    very slowly
    if you like it dont be sassy
    just use your tongue and make it nasty

    roses are red violets are blue when i go to the toilet i remember you

    roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

    roses are red violets are blue i have gun get in the van

    Roses are red Violets are blue, i tought i was ugly but then i met you

    Roses are blue, Violets are unicorns, This doesn\'t make sense. Refrigerator

    Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked your mother and created you

    Roses are Red, Black is Black, Come to my House, I\'ll sell some Crack

    Roses are red,violets are blue,a face like you,belongs to the zoo,don\'t be sad i\'ll be there too,not in the cage,but laughing at you

    Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

    Roses are red Facebook is blue, no mutral friends who the fuck are you?

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not know this but, I'm falling for you <3

    roses are red violets are blue one riped condom that caused you

    Roses are red violets are blue, who shit in my garden

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