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  • Sandwich Joke
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    Boy asks the girl, "so,sex at my place?"
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: I sleep in a bunk bed with my brother and he thinks that we are making sandwiches, so we have to use code. Tomato means faster and cheese means harder. Okay?
    Girl: Agreed!
    Later on the girl is yelling: Tomato, tomato! Cheese, cheese!
    Brother: Stop making sandwiches, you're going mayo all over my bed!

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