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  • Scrotum Joke
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    I remember, years ago now, when I was a young man about town, an unmarked police car pulled up to me one night at some traffic lights at the top of Edgare Road, by the flyover, and the young detective leaning out of the passenger seat said to me, "How do you get to Cricklewood?"
    And I immediately said, with some witty repartee, "Just soak it in hot water for half an hour constable, and that'll do nicely."
    And then nothing much more happened then, as the lights changed and they drove off, but afterwards I was arrested for it.






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