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There was a boy named Johnny Humpher Harder.
He was at the bay selling cookies. He usually sold one for 1$. One day he saw a girl and said if you go topless, I will give you this batch of cookies. The girl responded, if I go nude, can I have all of it?
Sometime later the cops were called.
His mother came rushing to the scene and said, "Johnny Humpher Harder!"
He replied, "I am trying mommy!"
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