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  • Shore Leave Joke
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    Three sailors on shore leave went to Edna's Whore House and the first sailor asked for the 5 dollar special. He came back with a big smile on his face and his buddies asked him, "What happened?"

    He said, "She put a pineapple ring on it, sprayed it with whipped cream and put a cherry on top and then she ate that damned thing."

    The next sailor asked for the 10 dollar special. He came back with a big smile on his face and his buddies asked him, "What happened?"

    He said, "She put 2 pineapple rings on it, sprayed it with whipped cream and put a cherry on top and then she ate that damned thing."

    The last sailor asked for the 15 dollar special. He came back with a sad frown on his face and his buddies asked him, "What happened?"

    He said, "She put 3 pineapple rings on it, sprayed it with whipped cream and put a cherry on top and it looked do damned good, I ate it myself."






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