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  • Shot In The Stomach Joke
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    There is a pregnant woman at the bank.
    The bank gets robbed she gets shot in the stomach three times and she goes to the doctor and the doctor said that the kids will not make it 9 months later 3 kids are born.
    Later on the first girl comes running in and says mommy mommy a bullet fell out of me and mom asks to see it and she gives her mom the bullet and mom says its noting go play.
    Then the second girl comes running in and says the same thing then mom says that she wants the bullet so she gives it to her mom and mom says its nothing go play.
    Then the boy comes in and mom says "Let me guess a bullet fell out of you".
    The boy replied "No I masterbated too hard and killed the dog."






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