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Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door.
I'm not saying she's a whore.... all I'm saying is that she's been on more weiners than heinz ketchup.
Man-whore? I prefer the term "Vaginasmith".
Screw you whore. OH WAIT, SOMEONE ALREADY HAS.
That awkward moment when you yell "hey slut" and 69 girls turn around.
Slut jokes are just whoreable.
Wanna know what slut stands for sexy, large, unforgetable, tits
I'm not saying she's a whore, but her vagina should be in the NFL Hall of Fame for greatest wide-receiver.
I'm not saying she's a whore, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.
Hoe, I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.
Sluts make whoreable friends.
Sorry whores, but L.O.V.E. does not stand for: Legs. Open. Very. Easy.
My buddy wants you to give his kids back because you accidently swallowed them last night.
Your vagina is like a chicken coop, cocks go in and out all day
I bet your favorite word is HARDER!
I'm going to call your pussy, Jasmine, because it's always got Aladdin.
I could've been yo baby daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
I bet your vagina gives out frequent rider miles.
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