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A man and his wife are talking in their house while watching TV.
All of a sudden a two muggers pops out and say, "Stop where you are."
They then tie them up. One of goes to the wife and whispers in her ear.
The mugger walks to the bathroom. The husband says,"I saw him lean over and kiss you. Do whatever he says. Stay strong honey."
The wife says,"Oh no, he asked where the Vaseline was stay strong honey."
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