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Ok a girl walks into a tattoo artist's shop and sits down she asks the tattoo artist for a picture of Santa on her left thigh and below saying merry Christmas and on the right leg she asked for a picture of a turkey and below saying Happy Thanksgiving.
So she got it done and it turned out pretty well so she was leaving and the tattoo artist said if you don't mind me asking why did you get such weird things tattooed on your thighs.
And she said well my husband always complains that there's nothing to eat between thanksgiving and Christmas.
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