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Three nuns just happen to die at the same time. Outside the pearly gates of heaven, they meet St. Peter.
St. Peter says to them, "Welcome sisters." He says to the first one, "Before I let you in I have to know, have you ever touched a penis before?"
The first sister says, "Yes St. Peter, I have. With my finger." So St. Peter says, "okay, just dip your finger in the holy water and you’re free to go inside."
He asks the second sister, "Have you ever touched a penis before?" She says, "Yes, St. Peter, with my hand." So St. Peter says, "Okay, just dip your hand in the holy water and you’re free to go inside.
St. Peter asks the third nun, "Have you ever touched a penis before?"
Just then, the third nun pushes the other nuns aside and says:
"Move Over Sisters, I Need To Gargle"
What I Found
Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said "I was cleaning in fathers room the other day and do you know what I've found? A bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" asked the other nuns.
"I threw them away of course."
"I can top that."said the second nun."I was in fathers room putting laundry away and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my." gasped the other nuns "What did you do?"
Asked the other nuns "I poked holes in all of them of course."
The other nuns fainted.
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