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Three Vampires went in to a blood bank,
The first asked for a pint of pigs blood, paid for it and went to a table.
The second went to the counter and asked for a pint of humans blood, paid for it and went to a table.
The third asked for a warm cup of water, the clerk goes "What do you want water for?"
The vampire said "You will see just get it."
Well he got it and takes out a used tampon and says "I like Tea!"
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