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  • Toddler In Tow Joke
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    (True Story), While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok.
    I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
    I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,' she would be punished.
    To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter."






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