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One day at school timmy had heard the word bitches and hoes he had asked his dad what it had meant hus dad said grandma and grandpa.
The next day at school timmy heard the word fucking once again he asked his dad what it had meant he said cooking.
On the third day at school timmy heard the word shit, he asked his dad, again, and he had said stuff.
On thanksgiving day his whole family came, but when his grandparents came timmy had said "Hi bitches and hoes, put your shit in the closet, dad is in there fucking the turkey!"
One day this mama and daddy were fighting the mamma called the daddy a bastard and the daddy called the mamma a bitch.
The little boy "Asks his mom what a bitch is. She said a girl friend.
The little boy said daddy what is a bastard it is a male friend.
So daddy was upstairs shaving and he cuts himself and said "shit".
The little boy said "Daddy what is shit?"
"It is a type of shaving cream son" replied his dad.
Mom was cutting the turkey and she cut herself and said "fuck".
The little boy said "Mamma what is fuck?"
The mom said "That is what you put in a turkey son."
The guest arrive the little boy says "Hello bitches and bastards daddy is upstairs putting shit on his face mamma is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
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