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Two nuns, one a sister the other a novice were walking through the park on their way to mass when a man jumps out and rapes them both.
Flustered, the pair gather themselves and fix their habits as the novice nun cries and frantically says to the sister "What will the mother superior say when we tell her we were raped twice!!!"
"Twice?" asks the sister"what do you mean twice?"
the little novice looks at her disappointedly and asks "Why-are we not coming back this way?"
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