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  • Unlucky Santa Joke
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    Well I have a little story to tell you it goes like this: One christmas eve Santa took his reindeer to a house on the bottom of a hill but then he loses the presents and the reindeer and so he goes to the farm which is on a hill and there is a goat and the goat eats Santa's trousers and knocks Santa down the hill but because Santa is so fat he gets stuck in a ditch and he is never heard or seen again lol!!

    Knock,Knock?
    Who's there?
    Its Santa!
    Santa who?
    Well ur not Santa cos Santa is down a ditch!






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