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  • Vegas Joke
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    Two midgets are in Las Vegas and they win some money at the tables, so they decide to go get some hookers.
    So the one midget is in his bed and he can't get it up and he hears his friend going 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3.. huh!
    So they meet up at the buffet in the morning and they both look pretty sad so the one asks why so glum and he answers well I couldn't get it up but I don't get why you look so sad?
    The other midget says what are you talking about?
    "Well I heard you goin' 1..2..3.. huh! 1..2..3..huh! 1..2..3.. huh!"
    So he replies "Are you kiddin? me I couldn't get on the fuckin' bed!"






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